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spoken-not-written:

OCTOBER IS ONLY 8 DAYS AWAY??????????????

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17yr:

“hey im emotionally unstable and not good at texting do u wanna date me”

(via spilt-excuses)

wrinklefucker:

godtie:

fun fact: if a persons body odor smells good to you that means they have an immune system basically opposite of yours! this happens so the chances of finding a mate with the opposite immune system is greater and the chances that any offspring you produce together will have a stronger immune system is greater.

this is fascinating

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pyksii:

saddeer:

I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together

DID YOU JUST SCIENTIFICALLY EXPLAIN SOUL MATES?!

(via intensional)

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maybe this year ill find a boyfriend [audience laughs in the background]

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snapchatting:

what is flirting it sounds dangerous

(via intensional)

crunchier:

mom: so hun i was in your room

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and i accidentally started going through your stuff

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and i found your phone

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it was unlocked so i went through your messages too, who’s alex? is that your boyfriend? you can totally talk to me about crushes and boys!!!

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(via perks-of-being-egyptian)

"I wish I had the ‘wow’ effect on someone."

(via soulsscrawl)

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